apropos VAGINA and DICKS and how Awkwafina deals with VAGINA MONOLOGUES 2013

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2012 was about bringing  to the point and Awkwafina “My Vag”  was right to the point Awkwafina , Chinese & Korean.was raised in Queens, NY.She graduated from LaGuardia High School (Nicki Minaj, Azealia Banks, Kelis, Slick Rick, and many other artists have attended LaGuardia).She penned “My Vag” as a response to “My Dick”. AND such easy is how to make a bitching hip hop tune just talk about one thing which made you to be the one who u are and you do not wanna be come on boys and girls let sing it 2gether it is not so hard to say for a straight guy that your vag is better than a penis and i guess girls are thinking  at least 20 percent or more the same think and Awkwafina “My Vag” got a PHD , MY DICK – MICKEY AVALON got a hang over same punch but why is it another class to rap about vag both tunes let me smile like a grammar school kid, who love hip hop which is to nasty and way too real to be mainstream; Awkwafina bring the best of NEW YORK’s freshest GIRL POWER to dish you original CHINESE , KOREAN SPICE from the BIG APPLE , NEW YORK GOT a NEW HEAT on, I guess next time NY fashion week got a new ANTHEM

My Vag like an operatic ballad

yo vag like grandpa’s cabbage
and my vag, effortless
yo vag post ads on CraigslistMy vag, squirt aloe vera
yo vag, look like Tony Danza
my vag, like tasting heaven
Yo vag manages a 7/11my vag make a girl panties cream
yo vag spreads Hepatitis C
and my vag, a chrome range rover
yo vag hatchback ’81 toyota

my vag harvard law school
yo vag, apex technical
my vag speak five different languages
it told yo vag bitch make me a sandwich

my vag feel like winning the lottery
yo shit got turned down for e-harmony
my vag, won best vag
yo vag won best supporting vag

(Chorus)
It’s time, that we let the world know
Bitch, your vag look like Janet Reno
Awkwafina’s a genius
and her vagina is 50 times better than a penis

(x2)

my vag got built-in utilities
yo fat ass is on disability
my vag, a beyonce weave
yo vag a polyester k-mart hairpiece

my vag bounce like jlo’s booty
yo vag like james lipton’s booty
and my vag, it’s ornamental
yo vag is a five-hour PBS special

my vag, feed the homless
yo vag, date the homeless
my vag, make the dean’s list
yo vag couldn’t pass a HIV test

(Chorus)
it’s time, that we let the world know
bitch ya vag is only so so,
awkwafina’s a genius
and her vagina is 50 times better than a penis

(x2)

my vag is godfather 1
yo vag is godfather 3
and my vag, got a big ass gun
ya vag is like pineapple cottage cheese

my vag got 12-inch gold wheels
and yo vag got birdpoop on the windshield
my vag beats yo vag by a million
yo vag is frightening like Serena Williams

(Chorus)
It’s time, that we let the world know
Bitch, your vag look like Janet Reno
Awkwafina’s a genius
and her vagina is 50 times better than a penis

(x2)

Better than a penis (x5)

She penned “My Vag” as a response to “My Dick

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kids
My dick rush like the chargers (the whole team)
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick locked in a cage (right)
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick so hot its stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a caesar doo,
Your dick needs a tweezer dude

My dick is like supersize
Your dick look like two fries
My dick more mass than the Earth
Your dick half staff (it needs work)

My dick been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick, V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

[Repeat 2x]
It’s time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don’t even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick, it look like a munchkin

My dick size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick good good lovin’
Your dick good for nothin’

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn’t shoplift at thrifty
My dick pretty damn skimpy
Your dick hungry as a hippy

My dick don’t fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and quiefs
My dick rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick fruit roll up
My dick grade a beef
Your dick may-day geek

My dick sick and dangerous
Your dick quick and painless
My dick ’nuff said.
Your dick loves sweat

[Repeat 2x]
It’s time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus

my favorite “Awkwafina)” NYC Bitche$ (Prod. Awkwafina) tune besides i love he “VAG” tune

and YELLOW RANGER could be not cooler done nice BEAT rocking the shit out of the keys sounds so nice casio royal